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Old 01-28-2006, 12:45 PM
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Poor girl must get bounced around like a basketball.
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Old 01-28-2006, 01:58 PM
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People don't realize that tatoos don't come off!!
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Old 01-28-2006, 06:52 PM
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Ain't it the truth. And the places they get them.....like they don't realize they're going to look like their parents when they get older and the wings on that eagle aren't gonna be flyin' anymore! Stepdaughter got a nice big heart on her lower back (that she has to be careful to hide from her dad - and she's an adult!). I'm waitin' for her to turn 40 and we'll see what it looks like. I hope I'm still around so I can ask her if she still thinks it's sexy.
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Old 01-28-2006, 06:55 PM
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Had lots of men in my time but never wanted thier name lingering on my body...... found it easier just to keep the gifts and memories....... ya know a sly smile says mountains more than a tatoo..........
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Old 01-29-2006, 02:52 AM
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The Nazis tatoo'd people, so they would know which ones went to the stoves.
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Old 01-29-2006, 04:24 AM
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Had lots of men in my time but never wanted thier name lingering on my body...... found it easier just to keep the gifts and memories....... ya know a sly smile says mountains more than a tatoo..........
Yup, same with me and the wimmin Texie! My mom didnt even make it onto my skin canvas tho I only have 1.9375 tats anyway tho I do have enough scars to go around and Ive always thought that a scar was a tat with a better story behind it!
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Old 01-29-2006, 09:00 AM
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My oldest has a new scar on his pretty little face. I was mortified. He was doin SWAT trainin and decided to shoot rifle from left side of face cause of the position he was in. (so he didn't have to get his noggin in the line of fire)..... Well when the casing exited..... it flew across his right jaw - yep 3rd degree burn. When I realized it was really gonna leave a scar - he told me it was a CDI - not knowin what the hell he was referring to he brought his ol mom up to speed. CDI's refer to "chicks dig it"......... Now I know why you were always in bandages Bigun!!!............ Sounds like your loaded with CDI's
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Old 01-29-2006, 02:17 PM
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CDI. Now there's one I hadn't heard of, either. Thanks for letting me in on the secret, Texie! That must be why hubby is so proud of the ugly road rash scar on his leg from the one and only motorcycle ride he had. Men, can't live with 'em and can't live without 'em!!!
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I've never heard it called CDI before, but it should be common knowledge, at least to guys, the old expression "Chicks Dig Scars." They even used that line in the movie "The Replacements" with Keanu Reeves and Gene Hackman.
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Old 01-31-2006, 06:28 PM
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CDI. Now there's one I hadn't heard of, either. Thanks for letting me in on the secret, Texie!
I havent heard that one in years! That and "T.C.O.'s" (Turns Chicks On!)
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