Job Opening

[Lone Gunman]

A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they
interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three
people from different parts of the country. In an attempt to pick one of
them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24
hours, and the one with the best answer would get the job.

The question was: A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying
on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side
facing the woman's back. What is the man's name?

After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers.

The first from the Northwest, says "My answer is, there IS no answer."

The second, from the Northeast, says "My answer is, that there is no way to
determine the answer with the information we were given."

The third one from the Midwest says, "I'm not exactly sure, but I have it
narrowed down to two names. It's either, 'Willie Turner or Willie Nailer.;"

The Midwesterner got the job.

[TexKan]

Those darn MidWest boys........... they just NEVER quit!!!........ That is too funny!!!