Pulling Out

[Granny Giggles]

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle... His
father said,"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$80,000 and your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I
heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to
wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by
myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!