Politically Correct Language

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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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: >> 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT"
: >> He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
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: >> 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER"
: >> He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
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: >> 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME"
: >> He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
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: >> 4. He is not "BALDING"
: >> He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
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: >> 5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER"
: >> He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."
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: >> 6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK"
: >> He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."
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: >> 7. He does not have his "HEAD UP HIS ASS"
: >> He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
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: >> 8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG"
: >> He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
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: >> 9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT"
: >> He has "MARRIAGE DEFICIT DISORDER."
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: >> 10. He is not "HORNY"
: >> He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
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: >> 11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants
: >> It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"
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