HELP: Does anyone speak jibberish?

[Highwayman]

Originally Posted by TexKan

.....I didn't find that tough to read at all........

There you go Tee. It’s written in Blondese.

[TexKan]

The "Attention" box says sumthin like

Adjust the TV before driving, don't adjust while driving, and in some places it may be against the law to drive and watch tv at the same time. Either way doin any of the above is hazardeous to you health and may endanger others which BTW is against the law in most places.

Made perfect sense to me!!.........That must be from my home country in a previous life!! LOL

[lurker]

I had a girlfriend who talked like that. I dumped her when I began to undrestand her..... She scared me...

[Horse]

Probably ought to steer clear of "chemistry detergent". This thing sounds like it was translated from chinese to english by someone that speaks only german. hilarious.

[Tee]

[lurker]

I've translated wordy's words into French and then back to English....

It comes back the same but with white flags instead of the punk-chew-a-shun.

[justme]

i bought a tractor which had the same type of english translation . its a chinese tractor.