
Originally Posted by
wordsmythe
Really?
Really?
This from the same guy who was too gutless to call and report a crime in progress even after he was away from the scene and out of sight.
You're less afraid of someone who COULD run your tag and get any information about you they wanted, than of someone who probably didn't even know you were there.
This reminds me of a joke...
Two guys get pulled over and the cop walks up and taps his light on the driver's window.
Driver rolls it down and the cop bonks him with the light and says, "boy you should have had that down before I got up here. License and registration.
The guy digs it out and hands it over.
Cop bonks him again and says, "Still not fast enough."
He goes to his car to run the guy and comes back with a ticket.
The guy signs it and the cop hands it back along with another bonk on the head and says, "slow it down through my town."
Then the cop walks around to the other side of the car and asks the passenger to roll down his window. When he does the cop just smacks him with the light.
Bewildered, the passenger looks up and says, "What did I DO?"
Cop looks at him and says, "That was for what you were going to do. About a mile down the road you were going to look over at your buddy there and say, 'I wish that son of a bitch would have tried that sh!t with me,' you boys have a nice day."
Good joke.
All great religions, in order to escape absurdity, have to admit a dilution of agnosticism. It is only the savage, whether of the African bush or the American gospel tent, who pretends to know the will and intent of God exactly and completely.
- H.L. Mencken, Damn! A Book of Calumny, (1918)
Lever matin, ce n'est pas bonheur;
Boire matin, c'est bien meilleur.
- Rabelais, Gargantua, (1534)
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