NOT Bees!! (Split Thread, OT)

[TexKan]

No NO...... I remember on one of my fish rants - KC sent me a chill pill and HW ( I think) wanted the drugs I was on!! Overall I tihink folks were laughin - which is basically what you were aimin for to begin with. Relax CKY...... it's all good!!! No One on here is vicious - hell we got PM's for that - don't be so sensitive - it keeps you from enjoyin the obvious sense of humor that you have. It's better to laugh with em - none of us are so perfect we can't be laughed at. Now your gonna make me go look up Izzard - aren't ya!!!....... LOL

[Army_of_One]

So...what's all the "BUZZ" about Izzard? HE HE. Wow..this started out as just a ? about bee's and turned into a beehive....sheeesh. If nothing else now I know who Izzard is. Might try to find some of his stuff on I-tunes. Love comedy. (even the Blue Collar Comedy Tour) =)

Personally I LOVE Mind of Mencia.....on Com Central.

[Bubba]

Originally Posted by cky

...For all you know I'm an English teacher. I am fully aware that it wasn't quoted correctly, but do I care? No......

If that is the case, then it's no wonder why kids today are so F#*ked up and have so many problems!!


I'm not really into the blue collar comedy, although Ron White can be funny at times. I'm more into Carlos Mencia, Jim Norton, Bob Kelly, Dane Cook, Bill Burr and a little Rodney Carrington.

[beentheredonethat]

Speaking of Carlos Mencia. I understand he will be in Wichita, KS next month. At least that is what he schedule said on last nights show. I would love to go but since it is in the middle of the week and school will be back in session it is doubtful (I gotta get back on a schedule just as does my son). Anyway I mention it incase any of the rest of you have a chance to get out and see him.

[Bubba]

I'm going to see Jim Norton in Addison, TX (Dallas) on 9/2! He has been on the Tonight show several times, a couple of HBO stand-up specials and is currently on Lucky Louie on HBO, as well as daily on the Opie & Anthony show on XM.

[TexKan]

MitUSA - I know you just lookin to stir things up........... as usual...... LOL LOL

Naw - they all bee huny B's............ and do not start this quote crap again!!! Course we all know I don't know nuthin bout punctuation and less bout spellin......... the only killer B's we got are the B hunters with a can...... LOL LOL

[cky]

Originally Posted by Bubba

If that is the case, then it's no wonder why kids today are so F#*ked up and have so many problems!!


I'm not really into the blue collar comedy, although Ron White can be funny at times. I'm more into Carlos Mencia, Jim Norton, Bob Kelly, Dane Cook, Bill Burr and a little Rodney Carrington.

I've got to tell you that I predicted that exact response from you. No amount of proof could extract a good rebuttal from you.

anywho..

I've met Bill Burr.

[Bubba]

Originally Posted by cky

I've got to tell you that I predicted that exact response from you. No amount of proof could extract a good rebuttal from you.

anywho..

I've met Bill Burr.

Proof of what???

Maybe, you just have a hard time admitting when you f#*ked up and are wrong. To be fair, I expected no less of you than to make it anybody else's fault that they couldn't understand your disasterous use of quotation marks than to admit your own shortcomings. Far be it for anybody else who has an understanding of the english language and a more than marginal understanding of punctuation to have any problems with your post.

[lurker]

Those were punk-chew-a-shun marks?

Hell's bells! I tot he was just being a ditto-head.

[cky]

Originally Posted by Bubba

Proof of what???

Maybe, you just have a hard time admitting when you f#*ked up and are wrong. To be fair, I expected no less of you than to make it anybody else's fault that they couldn't understand your disasterous use of quotation marks than to admit your own shortcomings. Far be it for anybody else who has an understanding of the english language and a more than marginal understanding of punctuation to have any problems with your post.

Proof of my abilities to control the English language properly, must I explain everything to you? Of course with a name like Bubba...should've known.

Here is the problem:

It's an informal post. is this sentence still legible without the first letter being capitalized? does it confuse you? I hope not.

the same goes for quotations. whether it's done properly or not I don't care. As long as a half-wit can read it I'm happy. The bad news is this board is full of smaller-fraction-wits who never learned to think outside their little (and I do mean little) box of a brain.

Here we go again with an example:

"..." - Jo Blow = quote

"..."..."" - Eddie Izzard = quote

ANY amount of words, represented above by elipses for the mentally challenged posters, surrounded by quotation marks and with a name trailing at end separated by a dash IS A QUOTE. Not so hard eh? Hey, is this as easy as Hooked On Phonics? I'm asking because I'm sure you were and are a customer. Marginal is a good word for your ability, you're right there on the "held back a grade" line.

The Izzard quote was from a transcript, which used quotes to denote when Izzard was quoting- as it should. When I quoted the transcript I copied it, pasted it, put quotation marks around it and added " - Eddie Izzard" at the end. Do I care it was not perfect? No. Should a moron be able to read this without problem? Yes. So which of you complained that you couldn't read it? Please raise your hand and I'll hand out signs for you to wear.