NOT Bees!! (Split Thread, OT)

[cky]

here is the original:

Beekeepers, yes... They've gotta want to be - "I want to be a beekeeper! I wanna keep bees! Don't wanna let them get away; I wanna keep them! They have too much freedom... I want bees on elastic, so when they get pollen, they come back here! My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him; I wanna walk in their footsteps... and their footsteps were like this: [running wildly from imaginary bees] Aaargh! I'm covered in bees! Aah! Covered in bees!"

The first few words are Izzard's, then we see the - " to tell us these are the words of the funny beekeeper we're speaking of. this goes on until the sentence that says, "Covered in bees!". After that are Izzard's remarks again. So we've got:

Beekeepers, yes... They've gotta want to be - "....yada yada.." 'Cause that's your job, isn't it?

I'm sorry that was a brainbuster for you. I think that Norton is putting sand in your vagina.

[Bubba]

Should I feel hurt and start crying that you refer to me as a half-wit, a smaller-fraction-wit, mentally challenged, and a moron? Your insults are SO upsetting! I think I feel my eyes starting to well already.

While you refer to quotes from people like Jo Blow and Eddie Izzard, you have the nerve to call me out on the size of my brain???? I think that it is you with the smaller, less evolved brain that you would find it entertaining and funny to find it necessary to even think that most other people would know who they are and that what they have to say woud be important enough that you would feel compelled to quote them on a public forum.

Excuse me now, while I go sulk in a corner and have a good cry because of your hurtful comments.........

[lurker]

Note to cky and the other 3-letter'd sofa king we-tard'd dimwit:

Earth is the blue planet.

[cky]

Originally Posted by Bubba

Should I feel hurt and start crying that you refer to me as a half-wit, a smaller-fraction-wit, mentally challenged, and a moron? Your insults are SO upsetting! I think I feel my eyes starting to well already.

While you refer to quotes from people like Jo Blow and Eddie Izzard, you have the nerve to call me out on the size of my brain???? I think that it is you with the smaller, less evolved brain that you would find it entertaining and funny to find it necessary to even think that most other people would know who they are and that what they have to say woud be important enough that you would feel compelled to quote them on a public forum.

Excuse me now, while I go sulk in a corner and have a good cry because of your hurtful comments.........

Come down from that pedestal you put yourself on. And who doesn't know who Jo Blow is?! He's SO famous. Ha. Jo Blow has some compelling stuff let me tell you. In case you didn't notice Jo Blow was being used a generic name.

I did not quote Izzard because he is famous, it was quoted because of the topic. It looks like many thought it was funny. It just took some special ed case like you to start whining. You should be able to put that one together you demigod you. I'm not trying to make a no-name person famous, he already is. He's had 3 or 4 HBO specials and is in a movie that's in the theaters right now, along with many others and appearances on the "late night" type shows.

Again, must I explain everything to you?

[cky]

Originally Posted by lurker

Note to cky and the other 3-letter'd sofa king we-tard'd dimwit:

Earth is the blue planet.

Are you still looking for it in your doggy space vehicle?

[lurker]

Originally Posted by Mike B.

Bubba & cky,

Never meant for my original post to cause such a fuss!


Made in the USA,

No luck with finding any local bee-keepers. I have located a few good web sites with info. but I would really like someone local to chat with about beekeeping.

Bubba & cky, are my punctuation and quatation marks correct? LOL!!

We haven't learn't much about beekeeping, but punk-chew-a-shun klassez are alwayz good. Write?

Anywho, a google brought forth enough information about Izzard to satisfy my desire to comprehend cky's attraction to Izzard.

“It is going to stick around until more generations of transgender people come out,” he says. Being gay may have cachet in certain circles — theatre — but society still gets its knickers in a twist about cross-dressers. “There is a perception that certain uplifting things go with being gay, but transgender is still (in) a difficult phase. Yet it is way better being where I am now and not having to lie.” Aged four, Izzard suspected that he was not entirely like other boys, and at 15 was caught shoplifting lipstick. He dismisses armchair analysis that this could have been sparked by the early death of his mother and a brutal teacher who helped him through his grief with regular beatings.

http://www.transgenderzone.com/features/izzard.htm

[Bubba]

Originally Posted by Mike B.

Bubba & cky,

Never meant for my original post to cause such a fuss!


Made in the USA,

No luck with finding any local bee-keepers. I have located a few good web sites with info. but I would really like someone local to chat with about beekeeping.

Bubba & cky, are my punctuation and quatation marks correct? LOL!!

I've never had a problem following any of your posts, and as far as I can tell you have a firm grasp on the proper use of punctuation and quotation marks. Remember, a random use of quotation marks doesn't make a quote!

[Bubba]

Originally Posted by cky

Come down from that pedestal you put yourself on. And who doesn't know who Jo Blow is?! He's SO famous. Ha. Jo Blow has some compelling stuff let me tell you. In case you didn't notice Jo Blow was being used a generic name.

I did not quote Izzard because he is famous, it was quoted because of the topic. It looks like many thought it was funny. It just took some special ed case like you to start whining. You should be able to put that one together you demigod you. I'm not trying to make a no-name person famous, he already is. He's had 3 or 4 HBO specials and is in a movie that's in the theaters right now, along with many others and appearances on the "late night" type shows.

Again, must I explain everything to you?

I don't feel like I'm on a pedestal, I looked down at my feet and see no pedestal. Have you placed me on a pedestal?

OHHHHHH, that Eddie Izzard!!!!! Who could forget the current blockbuster movie that is currently in theaters, "My Super Ex-Girlfriend!" That has made a whopping $22 million in 3 weeks, even M. Night Shyamalan's latest flop has made $16 million more than that in the same amount of time.

I tell you what, you won't have to explain anything to me anymore as this will be the last response I will make to any of your posts.

[Bubba]

Originally Posted by lurker

...Anywho, a google brought forth enough information about Izzard to satisfy my desire to comprehend cky's attraction to Izzard.

“It is going to stick around until more generations of transgender people come out,” he says. Being gay may have cachet in certain circles — theatre — but society still gets its knickers in a twist about cross-dressers. “There is a perception that certain uplifting things go with being gay, but transgender is still (in) a difficult phase. Yet it is way better being where I am now and not having to lie.” Aged four, Izzard suspected that he was not entirely like other boys, and at 15 was caught shoplifting lipstick. He dismisses armchair analysis that this could have been sparked by the early death of his mother and a brutal teacher who helped him through his grief with regular beatings.

http://www.transgenderzone.com/features/izzard.htm

That explains a lot!!! I'm not a big follower of the gay/transgendered crowd.

[Zeb]

GEZZ WOULD YOU GUYS STFU? LOL


Mike , start a new thread. They hijacked this one.