NOT Bees!! (Split Thread, OT)

[cky]

“Beekeepers, yes... They've gotta want to be - "I want to be a beekeeper! I wanna keep bees! Don't wanna let them get away; I wanna keep them! They have too much freedom... I want bees on elastic, so when they get pollen, they come back here! My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him; I wanna walk in their footsteps... and their footsteps were like this: [running wildly from imaginary bees] Aaargh! I'm covered in bees! Aah! Covered in bees!" 'Cause that's your job, isn't it? They must lose it - beekeepers must lose it occasionally. You know, you're there, you've got the netting, you've got 2,000 bees... "raarzzz-bzzzzz"... and essentially you're trying to steal honey. "Bzzzzz!" "Morning! Morning! Morning! Hello, hello! Knock-knock, coming in! Hello! ... Look! There's a Ferrari over there - can you see that Ferrari? [stealing the honey] Yes, it's going very fast, isn't it? Well, good morning, thank you!" They must be walking back with all these bees around, and at some point, they must go: "What the **** am I doing? I'm covered in bees! Help! I'm covered in bees!" And you don't get the normal perks of a normal job, like people who work in an office; they have other people there, you can flirt, you know? You go: "Hey! Oh, you're new here, aren't you? How are you getting on? Do you want a coffee? I was gonna go get a coffee - I can get you a coffee... You know, I like my coffee like I like my women - in a plastic cup!" [does double-take] Beekeepers can't do that! 2.000 bees: "bzzzzz"... "Hello there, you in the street! You're new, aren't you?" "Huh?" "Do you want a cup of coffee? It's no problem!" "Bzzzzz..." "No real problem..." "I don't want a cup of coffee from you! You're covered in bees!" "I-I like my women like I like my coffee, er, covered in bees! [to the bees] Alright, back off, back off! Aaargh!"” - Eddie Izzard

[Tee]

I want some of what you are taking!!!!!!!

[Highwayman]

Originally Posted by Tee

I want some of what you are taking!!!!!!!

Yeah, me too.

[Mike B.]

I think cky has been listening to the XM comedy channel way to much!

Maybe cky has been stung way to many times!

[cky]

just because i know a little izzard doesnt mean i have xm.

track 7 sample- http://www.audiolunchbox.com/album?a=23482 hit play then FWD

[Made in the USA]

Man, that must be some good/bad $hit???

[K C Muffin]

Holy moly, son - take a pill! (or maybe you already took one...)

[TexKan]

Better life thru chemicals.............. I thought it was funny as hell CKY........ as long as you get up to work every morning and I don't have to help buy your munchie food........... you go ahead.......... It's good to be "questionable" on occasion........ keeps folks guessin - plus gives ya sumthin to fall back on when ya really get stupid on here. Rants are always a good thing to do.............. thanks......... that was fun!!

[cky]

what makes you numbskulls think i wrote that? did you not see the quotation marks?

[Mike B.]

cky,

I know you did not write it. That's why I said you've been listening to way to much xm radio.