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10-01-2006, 03:50 PM
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| The Constitution of the United States 2.0 This was sent to me and I thought it was worth sharing. We the Republicans of the United States, in Order to prevent any challenge to our continued Supremacy, free ourselves from the Confines of Justice, placate the Tranquil masses, degrade the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of War Profiteering for ourselves and our Friends, do ordain and establish Constitution 2.0 for the United States of America. ARTICLE I Section 1 All legislative Powers are hereby ceded to the Executive branch, though the Congress will still make a Grand Noise and wave their arms as if they give a Damn. Section 2 The House of Representatives will consist of those best able to Lick the Boots of the Lobbyists and Corporations lining their pockets. No one can be a Representative unless Fox News says that he is a Patriotic American, Representation shall be apportioned based on numbers of people willing to Pay for the Privilege. The actual Enumeration shall be made whenever it is of benefit to Republicans. Representatives will choose a Speaker and other Officers by how willing these Officers are to turn a blind eye to the Crimes of Republicans and how Loudly they will Declare the Daily Talking Points. Section 3 The Senate shall... oh hell, just see Section 1. The Vice President shall be President of the Senate and can use any Four Letter Word he wants in talking to Senators, so F-You, Leahy. Section 4 Elections will be held whenever Diebold is prepared to provide the Right Results. Section 5 Each House shall make a mockery of policing itself and shall be free to throw out all the Democrats they want, but Republicans who engage in Pederasty shall be protected. Section 6 Republican Senators and Representatives will enjoy a Revolving Door of organizations who pay for votes, and give them jobs any time they are taking a break. Section 7 The House and Senate shall apply a large Rubber Stamp to every suggestion issued by the President. Section 8 The House shall raise all the taxes they want on the poor and middle-class so long as they leave the Rich alone. The Congress will dodge all responsibility for decisions on War. Section 9 The rules of Immigration shall be set in a way that protects Republican majorities. Section 10 Any treaties are not worth the paper they are Written on. ARTICLE II Section 1 The President can do anything he wants, that's what's good about being President. Heh heh. Section 2 The President can wear any uniform he wants and pretend to fly planes. Section 3 The President and the Congress should split some beers now and then, but he doesn't have to invite any Democrats. Section 4 Having sex is a good Reason to get rid of a President. Lying, being Incompetent, Wasting Billions, and getting Thousands of Americans Killed, is fine. ARTICLE III This Article was full of that Judge stuff, so we just took it out. ARTICLE IV We can declare any place we want part of the United States so they can call their stuff "Made in the USA," but don't go thinking they get representation. ARTICLE V Amendments to the Constitution will only be for Really Important Stuff, like how scared we are of Homos and Foreign People. ARTICLE VI You can ignore any part of this Constitution if it gets in the way of Profit or something that gets Republicans elected. ARTICLE VII People are supposed to be afraid all the Time, otherwise they do too damn much Thinking.
__________________ "The Republican Party has shown beyond all doubt that it holds the U.S. Constitution in total contempt. Today, the Republican Party stands for unaccountable executive power. To re-elect such a party is to murder liberty in America." - Paul Roberts, formerAssistant Secretary of the Treasury in the Reagan Administration earning fame as the "Father of Reaganomics"     |
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10-01-2006, 04:34 PM
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10-01-2006, 04:56 PM
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 Doesn’t this belong in the joke section?
__________________  ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, and politicians. All three need supervision. —DICK ARMEY Click here to view Democrat’s comments on Iraq and WMD’s |
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10-01-2006, 04:56 PM
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__________________ "The Republican Party has shown beyond all doubt that it holds the U.S. Constitution in total contempt. Today, the Republican Party stands for unaccountable executive power. To re-elect such a party is to murder liberty in America." - Paul Roberts, formerAssistant Secretary of the Treasury in the Reagan Administration earning fame as the "Father of Reaganomics" |
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10-01-2006, 07:42 PM
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__________________ Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring and when it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I’m already better than them. -Marilyn Monroe |
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10-01-2006, 08:22 PM
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| Geesh - Wordie - don't you do anything else??? Bash, Bash, Bash....... ho hummmmmmmm
__________________ Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes...... The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |
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