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10-31-2006, 10:22 AM
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| Only In America.... ...can you be watching a show about flight 175 (the plane that hit the south tower of the world trade center) and have a commercial during the break for the latest version of Microsoft Flight Simulator. I kid you not, on the Discovery Channel at 11pm last night. How insensitive!
__________________ All of my sins, are attempts to fill the voids. All of my voids, they are filled with sins.     |
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10-31-2006, 11:17 AM
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| Nothing like targeting your audience!!! I guess MS expects a lot of would-be terrorists to be watching It's in bad taste, yes
__________________ "They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" Benjamin Franklin |
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10-31-2006, 01:06 PM
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| only in America can you find a rodent in your take out salad ABC News: Cowboys Coach Claims Rat in Salad
__________________ Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?" |
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10-31-2006, 01:11 PM
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| Believed to be a juvenile roof rat, the rodent was about 6 inches long and was found on its back with its mouth opened Tells me that the Rat died from food poisoning from the salad.
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10-31-2006, 03:49 PM
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I don't know about most folks, but I toss my salad w/dressing before I eat it, and I think I'd probably notice a 6 inch object! Can I say....I smell a "rat"???
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10-31-2006, 04:07 PM
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| was there spinach in that salad
__________________ "Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night." (Dave Barry)  |
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10-31-2006, 05:10 PM
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| Lady on the news tonite, found a live black widow spider in her bag of grapes! Her kids had been eating from them, but fortunately didn't get bit. Anyone ever find one of those big tarantulas in a box of bananas?? Scares the "behooties" out of ya! |
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10-31-2006, 06:35 PM
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__________________ Politicians are like diapers, they both need changed occasionally for the same reason. Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist" The hard work of one will do more than the prayer of millions. |
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10-31-2006, 07:48 PM
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