Jihad if fun! Vote Democrat!

[Army_of_One]

For you Drifter....

JIHAD IS FUN! VOTE DEMOCRAT!
November 1, 2006


John Kerry is the "botched joke" of American politics. For those of you keeping score at home, John Kerry has now called members of the U.S. military (a) stupid, (b) crazy, (c) murderers, (d) rapists, (e) terrorizers of Iraqi women and children. I wonder what he'll call them tomorrow. Whatever Karl Rove is paying John Kerry to say stupid things, it's worth every penny.

Now, back to the midterm elections ...

Analysts place the average midterm loss for the party in the White House at around 15 to 44 seats, depending on which elections are counted — only elected presidents, midterm elections since the Civil War, midterm elections since World War II, comparable-sized congresses, first and second midterm elections and so on.

The average first midterm election loss for every elected president since 1914 is 27 House seats and three Senate seats. The average sixth-year midterm election, like this year, is much worse for the president's party, which typically loses 34 seats in the House and six seats in the Senate.

This makes the average loss in two midterm elections for the party in the White House: 30 House seats and four or five Senate seats in each midterm election.
In his first midterm election, George W. Bush picked up six House seats and two Senate seats — making him, according to The New York Times, "the first Republican president to gain House seats in an off-year election" and only the third president of either party to pick up House seats in a midterm election since the Civil War.

This means that for Democrats simply to match the historical average gain for the party out of the White House during the first and second midterm, they would have to pick up 67 seats in the House and 11 seats in the Senate. They're about 30 Mark Foleys short of having that happen.
It at least seems clear that Democrat gains this year are going to fall far short of the historical average. No poll has the Democrats winning even half of their rightful midterm gains.

Despite the precedent of big wins in midterm elections for the party out of power — especially in a sixth-year midterm election — something is depressing the Democrats' popularity with Americans this year. I suspect it's the perception that many of them are Democrats.

But instead of recognizing that the Democratic Party is a dying party, falling far short of its due historical gains, any gain by the Democrats will be hailed as a crowning mandate for the party that wants to lose the Iraq war, shut down Guantanamo and stop spying on Islamic terrorists on U.S. soil.

Even a dying party has death throes. If Democrats win a slight majority in the House or Senate, Americans will get shrill, insane leadership of the nation in time of war.

Democrats can't not be crazy. They will instantly set to work enacting a national gay marriage law, impeachment hearings, slavery reparations and a series of new federal felonies for abortion clinic protesters. The only way to get Democrats to focus on terrorists would be to convince them that the terrorists are interfering with a woman's right to choose or that commercial jetliners exploding in midair are a threat to America's wetlands.

The probable new House speaker, Nancy Pelosi, is in a catfight with Rep. Jane Harman for not being insane enough. Pelosi has indicated she will deny Harman the chairmanship of the Intelligence Committee, instead giving it to Rep. Alcee Hastings, whom Pelosi voted to impeach from his federal judgeship in 1988 for conspiring to extract a $150,000 bribe from convicted criminals in return for lowering their sentences.

An O.J. jury had acquitted Hastings on the bribery charge in a criminal proceeding, though his alleged co-conspirator, attorney William Borders, was convicted.

But the evidence of Hastings' bribery plot was so overwhelming that a Democratic House voted to impeach Hastings 413-3 on 17 separate counts — including falsifying evidence to win his acquittal in the criminal case, and a majority Democratic Senate voted to convict Hastings on the very first count by 69-26, enough to remove him from office.

Rep. John Conyers Jr. — another finalist for the coveted "craziest Democrat in congress" title — led the charge for Hastings' impeachment, saying the judge had "betrayed his office."

In addition to having a history of soliciting bribes from criminals before his court, Hastings wants to shut down Guantanamo, and he adamantly opposes the U.S. government listening to phone calls from al-Qaida phones to anyone in America (especially federal judges negotiating bribery deals by telephone).

As millions of lunatic Muslims plot to murder Americans, some Americans — we call them "Soccer Moms" — will cast a vote to save Michael J. Fox this year. In the process, they will put all Americans at risk by voting for a frivolous, dying party.

[Highwayman]

OK Army, I gave Wordy a shot earlier for posting something without a link and credit. Your turn.

Townhall.com::Jihad is fun! Vote Democrat!::By Ann Coulter

[The Drifter]

thanks highway, i was gonna ask for a source.
now that you have provided it, i can see why army didnt provide it. Coulter is an idiot.

[Highwayman]

No, Coulter is not an idiot. Coulter is someone that calls things like she sees them and doesn’t try to be nice like most right-wingers. We get hateful ranting from the left all the time and when someone like Coulter dishes it back she gets called names for it.

I can’t count how many times a nasty left-wing rant has been posted and when anyone disagrees with it we get told we have our heads buried somewhere. So much for the party of free speech and tolerance. Ann throws it back in the lefties face with an accuracy that hurts and all the lefties can do is call her names because they can’t defend their actions against her charges.

[Bubba]

I will say that you are both wrong. She is an anorexic educated idiot. She has idiotic ideas with an education and vocabulary to impress some people.

[The Drifter]

i never said that far left liberals were wrong. i felt the need to say something this time considering this post was directed at me.

[Army_of_One]

Thanks for the sourcing. I thought it was posted at the end of the article. I didn't do that on purpose. Coulter does have a tendancy to lean a little to the right....hahaha. The good thing about her is that she drops the PC everyone tip toes around with and tells it like it is. It's her opinion with a Conservative spin. I would just say this...For an idiot she sure sells a lot of books and such. Would you say Rush Limbaugh is an idiot also? How about Bill O'Reilly? How about Al...what's his name from...Air..oh nevermind they went bankrupt. How about Sean Hannity?

[Outofdodge]

Originally Posted by Bubba

educated. She has idiotic ideas with an education and vocabulary to impress some people.

She went to the University of Michigan Law School. Calling her educated is a stretch.