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[K C Muffin]

Originally Posted by notyoubob

Da Sistas rise up
When Da Boys play too mean
The lashing of tongues
Calms most every scene
The Muffin from KC
Joins Horsie and Weezie
Unless all hell erupts
Turning stomachs all queasy
Who can save this thread
Who'll stick it to Da Man
The answer is clear
The Nurse from Tex-Kan

This is all too good to just let sit. Somebunny's gotta publish it - at least locally (and KC). Hey - a fund raiser for our fave charity, BBBS!

[Made in the USA]

The Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
the whole goddamn family was drunk as a louse,
with mom in the whore house and dad in jail,
I sat myself down to a cold glass of ale.

When out on the lawn, I heard such a clatter,
I got off my sister to see what was the matter.
And what to my stoned-out eyes should appear,
but a shitty old sleigh and eight ****ing reindeer.

With a dirty old man who was beating his dick,
I knew at that moment, it must be St. Nick.
He flew across the lawn and up the house wall,
he cried onward you bastards or it's off with your balls.

Then down the chimney he came like a bat out of hell,
I knew at that moment, the fat ****er fell.
He filled all the stockings with drugs and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother who's queer.

And up again he went with a fart,
that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart.
And I heard him say as he flew out of sight,
"piss on you all it's been a hell of a night."

--Unknown author

[TexKan]

I like that fellers sense of humor!!!...... after shoppin for 2 days - that sums up my christmas cheer - now I gotta clean the house and start cookin!!!

[Made in the USA]

I did all of that today, so I can "chill" tomorrow!! I think the wife is mad at me though, cause she wanted to wait until Christmas Day. Could be a "cook" looking for a job next week!

[Outofdodge]

Originally Posted by TexKan

start cookin!!!

The Honey Baked Ham company did my cooking.

[TexKan]

Thanks for remindin me - gotta get the ham ready too!...... LOL I make my own honey bake - (now leave tht alone - it's christmas!!) Really got a fab recipe for honey baked ham. Altho it would be easier to have my honey bake the ham....... We got a ham place in league city but don't order them cause the recipie is just as good and the $$$$$ you pay for thiers.

[Made in the USA]

I hammed it up for Thanksgiving, so for Christmas I did the turkey. Since it's just me and the wife, we should be eating turkey till next year! For my "honey bake", I did a pie-------

[K C Muffin]

Merry Christmas, all you old farts! and the young'uns, too - that's you, Pootsy!!!

Kids are coming and going today, so we didn't really cook a big meal. Ham sandwiches yesterday and smoked turkey sammiches today. Plus some cheesey potatoes. Just relaxing - I don't get enough time with the sons and daughters and in-laws and steps. So I don't like to spend time in the kitchen when they're here. I already did the huge meal thing at Thanksgiving when they were all here at once!

Found some bling under the tree - wasn't the right color. He's not reading the mind so good these days. I'm looking for sapphire. He's not quite there yet. Just a little more teachin' and we should get this right.....

[Made in the USA]

Merry Christmas, all you old farts! and the young'uns, too ---Muffin

Hey, who you calling "old"?!
I thought you already unwrapped the bling to check it out. If so, why didn't you take it, exchange it, then wrap it back up?? Santa came to see the dog, so he is a happy pooch. Merry Christmas to you and your crew!

[TexKan]

Our christmas hasn't happened yet - gotta wait till the kids get off....... so cookin some and cleanin - may I add that attics are just wonderful things!!! Didn't think I could get a path around the tree yesterday - but X sure is good at haulin those boxes up!! My lights been up so long now that they need dustin!!! LOL........ later with the Santa report!