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12-13-2006, 10:56 PM
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| Wanna play? I’ve noticed this board has its share of wit and wisdom, hyperbole and lies and even some talent. So, I humbly propose this: A board rewrite, with sincere apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, of Twas the Night Before Christmas — Dodgeboard stylee. I’ll start out with a stanza and ask each of you, if you will, to add a stanza or two in the same spirit. Not to worry, if only a line or two surfaces, I’m sure you’re fellow Dodge Boardians will fill in the blanks. Let’s have some fun and here’s to a wonderful, happy, yes, even a Merry Christmas to all. Let's see what we end up with. And here we go… Twas the Night Before Christmas And all through this blog Members were burning Like a yuletime log Insults and insights Were typed without shame From the cloak of anonymity Who’ll take the blame?     |
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12-13-2006, 11:18 PM
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| The dog in its sweater, and I in my cap, had just went outside, to take a cold winter crap. When all of a sudden, what did we hear, a "koosh" from a poptop, someone was opening my beer! |
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12-14-2006, 06:20 AM
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fur his place to doo. And I without turning asked Him for a brew. 'Twas Bubba, the Claus, I knew without fear. He comes for a visit 'bout this time each year.
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"Wal-Mart, you may want to look into this." |
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12-15-2006, 06:45 AM
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| MERRY CHRISTMAS! You Redneck! He said with a grin as traces of chew ran down his chin. ...................... ...................... ...................... ......................
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"Wal-Mart, you may want to look into this." |
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12-15-2006, 09:07 AM
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| I'm no poet so I'mm not even gonna play - but sure am enjoyin the game....... where's all the silver tongued members???? Kat got yer tonges??? LOL LOL
__________________ Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes...... The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |
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12-15-2006, 12:37 PM
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| The Cadillac all a glow, with beer cans and such, and riding shotgun, was Starsky & Hutch. |
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12-15-2006, 01:20 PM
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| He fell out of the Caddy, A flabby stumbling hunk, Fell on his ass, A Christmas drunk! Rudolph you little bastard, Get over here, And pick my ass up, You cute little "deer"! |
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12-15-2006, 01:22 PM
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| He held his nose, "What smells so $hitty", But he knew in a moment, "Must be Dodge City"! |
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12-15-2006, 01:41 PM
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| Twas the night before the holidays And all through the house Lurker was laying there eying a mouse His tail was wagging as he was preparing to dart the mouse looked up as he heard lurker fart..... The rodent passed out with a face full of gas He never had smelled such a smell that eaked from the dogs ass... Lurker pounced on the mouse and began to chew he gobbled it up and it soon became poo...
__________________ LIBERALISM The haunting fear someone, somewhere can help themselves. "Over the last fifteen months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states..." Barack Obama |
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12-15-2006, 01:42 PM
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| Not exactly a Longfellow am I?
__________________ LIBERALISM The haunting fear someone, somewhere can help themselves. "Over the last fifteen months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states..." Barack Obama |
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