No Smoking

[Made in the USA]

Originally Posted by notyoubob

And what's with that sign that says "We don't rent pigs."
"Well, we don't rent pigs"

Fact Number : 1033

The world pig population is approx. 857099000

[K C Muffin]

Aw, mitUSA, if'n the hubby would turn it over to me, I could keep the yard mowed......we call 'em neighbor kids!

[TigerEyes]

Originally Posted by Detector

Now if they could just get rid of drinking as well. I go into a bar and breath that stinking beer smell, go home smelling like beer and wake up feeling like crap.

You are obviously not a firefighter or musician, and for that I pity you.

[Detector]

Actually, I am a musician and played in bars for near 15 years. I was trying to be funny and sarcastic.

[TigerEyes]

Originally Posted by Detector

Actually, I am a musician and played in bars for near 15 years. I was trying to be funny and sarcastic.

Finally - a kindred spirit! My favorite gigs are those where I've got a glass of sumthin' by my chair. Alas, such an occurance is rare on the concert stage. I guess I should be lucky that I get to wear boots and jeans for the concert this weekend.

[Detector]

For me it was a shot of Quervo Gold before strapping on the guitar

[TigerEyes]

Originally Posted by Detector

For me it was a shot of Quervo Gold before strapping on the guitar

An unfortunate college incident left me unable to drink tequila until just recently - when an equally unfortunate (although very different) incident found me rediscovering the blissful nectar that On The Border calls a "top shelf margarita."

That having been said, a shot of tequila in any form would have had me saying "screwit" to the music/gig thing and looking for a guy to take home.

When I'm playing, I stick to a glass of wine. Definitely a safer bet.

[Bubba]

.....Bubba sends Tiger Eyes a shot of tequila!....