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Old 06-08-2007, 05:16 AM
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Any woman who bitches about having to "fake it" needs to take some responsibility for her own orgasm.
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Old 06-08-2007, 07:39 AM
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Heels: Oh hell yes! Long, skinny black ones........with the silver tips on the ends!

Bras: Always. Guys like boobs...........but we do tend to like them being held in place until WE turn them loose.

Hair: If you want to get the guy's attention I suggest going to the salon and telling the person you want "f--k me hair" . Short or long, after that look the guy will not care. He will always remember that look.

Thong: Only if you intend on him seeing it. If you do not intend on "showing" it, then wearing it is just a waste.

Accessories: Only wear expensive if you are hunting even more espensive. A nice solitare stone, on a necklace, strategically hung just above the cleavage works every time.

Makeup: The best makeup looks like you are not wearing any.


Then again, I am a poor person so if a woman was hunting for the likes of me, well, her having a pulse and being able to complete a sentance goes a long way. (Long red hair, cleavage and a whip also are nice )
SO!!!!.............. YOU are the reason I'm always workin!!! LOL LOL I read that and thought................... shit do I know him???? LOL LOL

PS - Thongs - wear them all the time - doesn't matter if anyone sees them - you never know when you might be hit by a car - and there are MD's at the hosp!!!.............. LMAO
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Old 06-08-2007, 01:03 PM
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What's so sexy about "thongs"??? I've been wearing thongs for years. Alot better than going "barefooted"!!
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Old 06-08-2007, 01:07 PM
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"barefooted" has it's place.......... LOL
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closing time
I think it was Mickey that said, "The girls all get perttier at closing time". So it does not make much difference what they have on or just how the look. Damn, I think he's right.
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That closing time thing can apply to men also....so you be nice.....
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"barefooted" has it's place.......... LOL
Now I'm all cornfused.

Are we talking about the protection of the feet of humans or is it the toes of a doG; or is it the toes of a camel?
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What's so sexy about "thongs"??? I've been wearing thongs for years. Alot better than going "barefooted"!!
The regular kind or the official John Kerry campaign edition version?
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Old 06-09-2007, 11:08 PM
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Camel thongs??? Is that a one hump, or two??
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