A Texas Girls rule book

[TexKan]

Now don't matter what ya think - there's lots of truth here and if you are real truthful with yourself - I bet there's some of us there somewhere................... Sure made sense to me - LOL LOL Men have always been a competitive sport!

Going for the gold
You have to use the right bait if you want to land a rich fish - er, husband



Hunting for a rich husband | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle

By EILEEN McCLELLAND
Copyright 2007 Houston Chronicle

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Dress for Success

Author J.C. Conklin offers the following tips for what to wear while husband-hunting.

Heels: At all costs.

Bra: The pushup is best.

Hair: Long and blond, if at all possible.

Thong: Always, and it should match the bra.

Accessories: Now is not the time for big jewelry or purses. Both scream high maintenance to men.

Makeup: Most men don't even realize you're wearing it. They think you naturally look that good. Now is not the time for them to find out otherwise.

Know your strengths: If you have good legs or arms, show them off.

But remember: Dress like the girlfriend, not the one-night stand.

For more: Meet the Gold-Diggers!
Hunting for a rich husband?

Think camouflage, but not the woodsy kind - unless, of course, you're at a rattlesnake roundup, prime husband-hunting grounds in Texas.

In an urban milieu, you've got to look prosperous enough to blend in with your prey's elite social circle. For example, drive a leased Lexus only if you can't borrow a Mercedes.

J.C. Conklin, author of a snarky new novel about Texas women and their pursuit of a rich husband, advises that even spiritual matters matter. Choose a popular Texas religion, Methodist or Baptist.

And don't hesitate to resort to plastic surgery. At the very least, bleach.

"You should have long hair and if you can, be blond, be blond,'' says Conklin, author of The Dallas Women's Guide to Gold-Digging With Pride (Ballantine, $22.95). "Every man I've ever talked to has never described a woman who's blond as mousy.''

[Sherry_Giskie]

Lmao!!!!!

[SGT T.]

Hmmm...
Those tips wouldn't work for me. Then again, I am not rich, and you know what they say about Texas, its like a whole other country.

Here would be my advice:

Heels: Sure, as long as they aren't flashy. Flashy heels = Stripper. (Which can be a good thing, I guess...)

Bra: Wear one. Most guys aren't that picky.

Hair: Biggest disagreement here. Long is good, but short is good too. As long as its not all fuzzed out, or one patch here on patch there. And while I do like the blonde, I love the red. Brown is nice too.

Thong: Really? If we just met, who cares about what underwear you choose?

Accessories: Now this, I'll agree with. Nothing huge and expensive.

Makeup: Why? I don't wear any, and I might just look like hell all the time, but really, is it that necessary? If you MUST wear it, don't put on so much that its gonna take a sandblaster to get it off.

Know your strengths: I agree here too.

Above all: Just be yourself. Thats usually WAY more attractive than the 400.00 bucks you'll spend to look all fake.

(Just my 2 cents.)

[TexKan]

This is a profession all it's own - there are plenty of women that do this and plenty of men that expect it. Have ya heard about the millionaires dating service???......... it's a riot!!!!!

[booger]

Hey Texie, do you reckdum that ladies in the 70 age range need all of that advice. Crap I've been holding out of darn long. I'll tell them that I drank some of the "priapism" juice. Whoopee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TexKan]

girlz can be 70 and lookin just like they can be 30 and lookin! Requirements are still the same............. I spose........... LOL LOL

[Flying Dutchman]

Heels: Oh hell yes! Long, skinny black ones........with the silver tips on the ends!

Bras: Always. Guys like boobs...........but we do tend to like them being held in place until WE turn them loose.

Hair: If you want to get the guy's attention I suggest going to the salon and telling the person you want "f--k me hair" . Short or long, after that look the guy will not care. He will always remember that look.

Thong: Only if you intend on him seeing it. If you do not intend on "showing" it, then wearing it is just a waste.

Accessories: Only wear expensive if you are hunting even more espensive. A nice solitare stone, on a necklace, strategically hung just above the cleavage works every time.

Makeup: The best makeup looks like you are not wearing any.


Then again, I am a poor person so if a woman was hunting for the likes of me, well, her having a pulse and being able to complete a sentance goes a long way. (Long red hair, cleavage and a whip also are nice )

[lurker]

Knowing when to be quiet is a big plus....

[Highwayman]

Originally Posted by lurker

Knowing when to be quiet is a big plus....

When to moan and when to stop.

[Jolly Rancher]

When to fake and when to...oh, sorry. Fake all the time.