Robin's Plan

[Mike B.]

You gotta love Robin Williams...
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."




1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.


2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.


3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.


4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.


5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.


6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.


7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)


8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.


9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.


10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?


"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

[Detector]

Typical Robin Williams telling it like it is.

Good find Mike

[jeezeweeze]

************* Robin For President ***************

[wordsmythe]

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Robin Williams' Peace Plan

The only part Robin Williams actually said was the last one.

[Army_of_One]

It seems like this was just posted the other day.....oh wait...it was. Wordy probably just cut and pasted that UL thing..
Robin Williams & the Plan

[wordsmythe]

yeah it seemed like I'd seen it somewhere before.

I do think it's funny though how the good right wingers scream and yell when someone in the entertainment business gives their political opinion. They cry and yell about how they should stick to entertainment until they THINK one of those Hollywood types says something that supports their POV.

[TexKan]

Some folks choose to spread sunshine............... life ain't all about facts - a little diversion is needed now and again. I choose to enjoy it for why it was posted. It's entertainment just like the congress and the rest of the goverment.

[Detector]

I view Robin Williams like I view George Carlin. Both are good at hitting home in a humorous way. I don't take what either say as anything more than humor.

[TigerEyes]

Yeah, but how'd you like it if someone spread something you didn't agree with all across the internet and claimed you said it?

I guess you'd rather be lied to, as long as the lie appeared bright and sunny with only a hint of puffy fairweather cumulus clouds.

Oh, and if you think the entertainment provided by the government and congress is sunshine and happiness, I'd really rather not share whatever it is you're smoking.

[Army_of_One]

Originally Posted by TigerEyes

Oh, and if you think the entertainment provided by the government and congress is sunshine and happiness, I'd really rather not share whatever it is you're smoking.

Who said THAT ridiculous statement?