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| I say fugem and feed em fishheads. Or is that fishem and feed em fugheads? Whichever, it still means the same. Life is short, as are midgets, and you can't take either too seriously. Every dark cloud has a silver lining....well, except for the methane clouds around feed yards, that is not a silver lining just the light reflecting off the wings of the flies, but you get my point. When people get on my nerves, and just crawl under my skin like a burrowing parasite, I always open up my picture of Jessica Alba and say to myself: "Yeah, man, she is HOT......I mean smokkkkkking hot........just look at that face.........and some other guy is walking around with a permanant grin thinking 'I am sleeping with Jessica Alba'........man, I HATE that guy!" I find that puts my life in perspective.
__________________ Tie two birds together and even though they have four wings they cannot fly. |
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__________________ Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest. Confucius |
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__________________ KANSAN BY BIRTH - JAYHAWK BY THE GRACE OF GOD! "When we destroy nature, we diminish ourselves and impoverish our children" Robert Kennedy Jr. "Patriotism is supporting your Country all of the time, and your Government when they deserve it" Mark Twain |
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