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12-08-2007, 04:27 PM
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| Rewriting political history for fun Let's play a new game. Take a well-known quote from a past political leader and recast it with a current politico. Heres my first feeble attempts. "Ask not what Halliburton can do for you, ask what you can do for Halliburton." — Veep Dick "Whack that wall down, Gorby Goo." — Prez W "I did not have sex with that....MAN, Mr. Clinton." — Sen. Hillary Clinton     |
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12-08-2007, 05:05 PM
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| No Mary, I don't feel like going to the theatre tonight. |
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12-08-2007, 05:45 PM
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| "I scored once, ----seven years ago"-------Abe--Lincoln or Vigoda/Fish "The only thing we have to fear, is what's in the mirror"----FDR "The Buck stops here"====Harry's gas station |
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12-08-2007, 06:57 PM
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| "Read my lips...No new taxes"....Bush Sr "Read my hips...lots of new taxes"...Mrs. Bill Clinton
__________________ "Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology, which is a threat to countries in the region, and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process..............." Nancy Pelosi > December 16, 1998 LIBERALISM The haunting fear someone, somewhere can help themselves. |
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12-08-2007, 06:59 PM
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| No free man shall ever be de-barred the use of arms...unless you live in Washington DC, San Francisco or any other liberal controlled territory.... `Thomas Jefferson
__________________ "Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology, which is a threat to countries in the region, and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process..............." Nancy Pelosi > December 16, 1998 LIBERALISM The haunting fear someone, somewhere can help themselves. |
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12-08-2007, 07:01 PM
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| I have no intention of raising taxes....unless you are employed. ~William Jefferson Clinton
__________________ "Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology, which is a threat to countries in the region, and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process..............." Nancy Pelosi > December 16, 1998 LIBERALISM The haunting fear someone, somewhere can help themselves. |
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12-08-2007, 07:02 PM
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| "The wrong war, at the wrong place, at the wrong time, and with the wrong enemy. ... Red China is not the powerful nation seeking to dominate the world. - errrrrr IRAQ is not the powerful nation seeking to dominate the world"... ~Omar Bradley~
__________________ "Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology, which is a threat to countries in the region, and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process..............." Nancy Pelosi > December 16, 1998 LIBERALISM The haunting fear someone, somewhere can help themselves. |
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12-08-2007, 07:54 PM
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| If G.W. Bush had been there....
__________________ Politicians are like diapers, they both need changed occasionally for the same reason. Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist" The hard work of one will do more than the prayer of millions. | ||||
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12-08-2007, 11:47 PM
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| Stuff like “I voted for it before I voted against it” is funny enough without a rewrite.
__________________  ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕThree groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, and politicians. All three need supervision. —DICK ARMEY Click here to view Democrat’s comments on Iraq and WMD’s |
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