Youch!!

[K C Muffin]

COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa (AP) - A woman who became stuck to a toilet seat in a shopping mall restroom was treated at a local hospital after paramedics used fingernail polish remover to free her, officials said.
The 53-year-old Council Bluffs woman suffered burns to her skin in the incident, which happened Wednesday. Investigators said they believe someone placed a cement compound on the toilet seat.
They say they are treating the case as an assault and vandalism.
The woman, who wasn't identified, told KETV in Omaha, Neb., that the burns are painful and that the incident was one of the most embarrassing moments in her life.

[Highwayman]

What ever happened to the Saran Wrap gag?

[Made in the USA]

Ever been to one of those newer, fancy airports that have the "automatic" sanitary sheet?? Now if they could only stock the TP and the soap!!

[K C Muffin]

Now that I'm thinking about it a little more....wouldn't that glue have had to have been pretty fresh to still work? So wouldn't it smell? Unless I was in a pretty bad way, I might not use a toilet seat that smelled like that. But then I've never been in Council Bluffs (that I know of), either. Maybe this was a good change of pace for her.

Saran wrap, Hiway??? Wow - now you're dating yourself (I mean as in years, not in kissie-face dating)! I remember putting that on the toilet seat at friend's homes when they were on their honeymoond. Course, we were more careful with the key to our abode when we were on our honeymoon and nothin' like that happened. Oooh, but now that have that sticky Saran Wrap - it'd take a little work to get that off the toilet seat and by then, you'da had to use the trash can!!! 'cept that stuff isn't clear..........

[Made in the USA]

Muffie, you go around "sniffing toilet seats"!?!?!?!?!? Damn----
Take "the dog" with you. I am sure he has sniffed a few seats in his time.

[lurker]

Originally Posted by Made in the USA

Muffie, you go around "sniffing toilet seats"!?!?!?!?!? Damn----
Take "the dog" with you. I am sure he has sniffed a few seats in his time.

They're just barcodes to the doG; however, some of those sanitarios can mag a gaggot.

[Highwayman]

I was trying to think what kind of glue was used. First I’d think it was clear so it would be less likely to be noticed. But there’s the dry time thing. It needs to not cure for how long before the victim sets in it. Then it needs to cure in the short time the victim is there.

One thought is the victim spent waaaaay to long on the potty. The other is the glue was applied immediately before the victim sat down. The image of the victim banging on the door of an occupied stall and telling the occupant to hurry up, and angering the occupant comes to mind. The angered occupant applies the offending adhesive before exiting as a welcome gesture in exchange for the victim’s rudeness.

Normally if I can’t be home I prefer the woods.

[K C Muffin]

See, Hiway - you thought about it way too long, just like I did. Glad to see a kindred spirit out there! I'm also bettin' that she's not sittin' down for a very long time now. And probly never again on a public toilet!

[Tom_1_1975]

THat would suck have to have the fire dept. come save you from being stuck on a toliet seat

[Highwayman]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

See, Hiway - you thought about it way too long, just like I did.

It was a slow night.

Originally Posted by Tom_1_1975

THat would suck have to have the fire dept. come save you from being stuck on a toliet seat

Hey, firefighters need a good laugh now and then!