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Old 11-20-2005, 02:23 AM
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Yeah, I’m still a little peeved about that apple thing…..
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Old 11-20-2005, 02:34 AM
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If it was consentual and adventurous............was she glued too? I mean I could maybe believe that if, say, her clitorious (sic) was stapled to her outer skin. I want to know this........if she glued his penis to his belly how did he walk upright? I mean, damn, that must be one long penis. Or maybe I just measure wrong.........lol.
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Old 11-20-2005, 02:49 AM
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Dutch, it’s measured like a cat’s tail, from the rectum out…..

When I had the vasectomy, they tape your penis down so it doesn’t move around. The surgery didn’t hurt, but when they pulled off that tape and ripped out the chest hair it hurt like crazy.
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[quote=Flying Dutchman]If it was consentual and adventurous............was she glued too? I mean I could maybe believe that if, say, her clitorious (sic) was stapled to her outer skin.QUOTE]
But how does she explain- YOU DIRTY NO GOOD SON OF A BI--- in her writing on his back. That dont sound consentual to me
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Old 11-20-2005, 02:53 AM
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Dutch we couldnt have both measured wrong...I also came up short
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Old 11-20-2005, 02:56 AM
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Well Mud........maybe he wrote something of a profane nature on her back too......ya know, instead of saying it to each other they felt more secure writing it?


Naw.....she was mad and did this.
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Old 11-20-2005, 03:02 AM
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They put me completely out for mine Highway........but if they taped it down then why was there tape burns on my back?
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Old 11-20-2005, 03:03 AM
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If he is grossly overweight then I can see his belly reaching his penis Mud.
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You guys are sick!!!!! but I laughed too!!!
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You guys are sick!!!!! but I laughed too!!!
Come on KCM didn't you say that story gave you ideas? I'll bet you've been taking notes. Haven't you?
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