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Old 12-19-2006, 04:37 AM
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I would never need or buy a bikini wax, I got lots of razors and might I say am quite profecient with them, anyone that wants me in a bikini...... better have lots of money - knowing that you are on govt money in an off base enviroment tells me you ain't got the jack it takes to get me into a bikini...soooooooooooo what other smack ya got for me????? You are sure gettin mouthy so close to christmas........... you are gonna find that lump of coal upside your head!!!!............
If Kirstie Alley can appear on TV in a bikini, then you should be able to also, Tex!
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Old 12-19-2006, 07:18 PM
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Kristie has enough to fill out the top that no one is lookin at Kristie........ know what I mean?............. no thanks - I'll keep the cover up on........ but I will tan in the buff if I ever make it back to the tanning salon! Just too busy to worry bout that stuff now. And I will not wear spandex!!
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:29 AM
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Kristie has enough to fill out the top that no one is lookin at Kristie........ know what I mean?............. no thanks - I'll keep the cover up on........ but I will tan in the buff if I ever make it back to the tanning salon! Just too busy to worry bout that stuff now. And I will not wear spandex!!
That tanning is bad for ya! I tried one of those beds in the buff once, and I got a burnt "wee-wee-chu"!
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Old 12-20-2006, 05:52 AM
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That tanning is bad for ya! I tried one of those beds in the buff once, and I got a burnt "wee-wee-chu"!
Same here but the Nurse wrapped it for me.

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Old 12-20-2006, 07:44 AM
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this is better than the joke forum
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Old 12-20-2006, 09:35 AM
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If you must tan, tanning in the buff is not good! Tan lines are the best! Especially bikini tan lines. It's kinda like turkey.....













the white meat is the best part!
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A piece or two of chocolate pie goes very nicely, too.
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Old 12-20-2006, 09:39 AM
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A piece or two of chocolate pie goes very nicely, too.
As long as it's pink on the inside.
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Old 12-20-2006, 10:23 AM
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sick sick sick

I just luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv you'se
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:26 PM
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Ahhhhhh.......retirement pay. Them's sweet words to me - that and living so close to Leavenworth so we can take advantage of post privileges. I never knew there were so many privileges due retirees. 'Course ya gotta make it through the active duty first, with all the crap that brings.......Hey, AOO, do they salute you when you drive on base in Leavenworth? Now that they have rent-a-cops there, they don't salute anymore. Dang!
I recruited in Leavenworth for 4.5 years before coming to Dodge. I love that area and hope to move back when I get paroled from here... I never got saluted anyway. I'm a NCO (E-7). I love going to the Commissary though..usually go in Wichita. What I like about the PX is that they sell things you would buy at like Dillard's much cheaper. Wife likes the Coach purses you can get at about 20% less than the Coach store and same with her make-up..plus no tax. I can retire next year but I think I'm going to stay in for at least 24.
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