Ok, I will be the dawg here since all the other guys are trying to sound cival:
I do not want to keep her nor wish to live happily ever after with her. I do not wish to take long romantic walks in the moonlight and gaze dreamily into her big brown eyes. I really do not care to sit and listen to her talk endlessly about her day. All I want to do with her is............wait, someone at the door, brb.
Sorry, my better half is here. Have to go spend some quality time snuggling on the couch and watching "50 First Dates".