Wis. Man Pays Wrong Woman For Lap Dance, Calls 911

[mommiedearestx3]

(CBS) CLYMAN, Wis. A Wisconsin man used his cell phone to call 911 after paying the wrong woman for a lap dance.

According to the Dodge County Sheriff's Department log, the man called the emergency number early Saturday after he gave $20 to a woman at a Clyman, Wis. club. The woman did not work at the club and left with his money.

Failing to get a lap dance, the man called the sheriff's department. Officers are trying to locate the woman.

Dodge County is in southeastern Wisconsin with an estimated population of 88,105, according to the 2005 census.



I'd ask for a little more $$$$$ if I had to sit on anyone lap just to get a dance.

[K C Muffin]

Are you kidding me? $20 sends the cops out looking? This guy should be ashamed of himself. Imagine telling the wife, "Honey, I can't give you that $20 you need for gas, I spent it for a lap dance. Stupid hooker made off with the money and I'm still looking for the dance....." Sure. I'da called the cops too.

[notyoubob]

May he should follow suit of the Polish guy and cut off the offending "brain."

[lurker]

I guessed his name was Howie Greenberg....

[notyoubob]

Originally Posted by lurker

I guessed his name was Howie Greenberg....

How about some runny, lumpy mashed taters, half off.

[TexKan]

I'm surprised the police actually accomodated him............ being that he didn't have a reciept or anything. $20 is not a bit theft - why would they waste manpower on that?..................... also they otta remind him 911 is for life threatening emergencies.......... they otta be kickin his butt for tieing up the emergency system with this kind BS...... what a crybaby!