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Old 12-19-2007, 09:48 AM
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Poor guy. He shoulda got married - or even played the field. It woulda been a better life, even if it was about 2 years shorter. Who the hell wants to live to be this old? Imagine - you'd live to see all your family die. As for dousing my head with cold water.....no. Don't think so. I don't care HOW bad the headache gets.
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:20 AM
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116 years and no marriages... my new hero.... :-)
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Old 12-19-2007, 04:58 PM
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Now it's fact, vegetarians live shorter lives than their meat-eating counterparts.
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Old 12-19-2007, 05:30 PM
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Why do men normally not live as long as women?

Because they’re married to women.
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Old 12-19-2007, 07:15 PM
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Why do men normally not live as long as women?

Because they’re married to women.
So, do you know any Gays that are 116??
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Old 12-19-2007, 09:49 PM
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Why do Married men die earlier than unmarried men?

They want to.
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:41 AM
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Why do Married men die earlier than unmarried men?

They want to.
Good one JR!!!! LOL
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