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__________________ We could learn a lot from crayons... Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box |
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| Yeah, and the people dying are all younger than me or friendsof mine! Of course, dying is getting ever more popular. Why, there are people dying today, that have never died before!! ![]() |
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| Yeah but you only get one chance at it ![]() ![]() ![]()
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| Oh, I don't know - you may get lots of chances - but you only succeed once. That's the part I wish I could change..... ![]()
__________________ We could learn a lot from crayons... Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box |
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| I woke up above dirt again today. A guy asked his doctor if he would live to be 100. The doc asked if the man smoked or drank. “Oh no!” the man replied. “That stuff will kill you” “Do you eat foods high in fat and cholesterol like steaks and ice cream?” the doctor asked. “Never!” said the man. “I’m a vegetarian.” The doc then asked if the man stayed out late and chased wild women. “Heavens no! I always go to bed at 9:00 and get 8 hours sleep and I would never risk having an affair because of all the risks of STDs. Now do you think that I will live to be 100?” The doc replied, “Why the Hell would you want to?”
__________________ ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, and politicians. All three need supervision. —DICK ARMEY Click here to view Democrat’s comments on Iraq and WMD’s |
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I never thought of it that way. Yep I have had the chances. ![]()
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