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__________________ "What? Art thou drawn amongst these heartless hinds?" Tybalt - Romeo & Juliet When I hear someone sigh and say, "Life is hard", I am tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" Don't come to a battle of wits completely unarmed. There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed. So long, and thanks for all the fish. |
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| I heard Limbaugh and Hillary had a thing going on. Hillary told him to take off his clothes and make a woman out of her. He disrobed, handed his clothes to her and said "Starch the shirt this time" |
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And make me a damn SAMMICH!
__________________ "What? Art thou drawn amongst these heartless hinds?" Tybalt - Romeo & Juliet When I hear someone sigh and say, "Life is hard", I am tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" Don't come to a battle of wits completely unarmed. There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed. So long, and thanks for all the fish. |
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| That's pretty damned funny right there.....
__________________ LIBERALISM The haunting fear someone, somewhere can help themselves. " I think he (Obama) can be ready, but right now I don't think he is. The presidency is not something that lends itself to on-the-job training.." Senator Biden |
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| Actually, Rush told that joke himself years ago, only his response was "here, fold these." |
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Keep dreaming boys........
__________________ KANSAN BY BIRTH - JAYHAWK BY THE GRACE OF GOD! "When we destroy nature, we diminish ourselves and impoverish our children" Robert Kennedy Jr. "Patriotism is supporting your Country all of the time, and your Government when they deserve it" Mark Twain |
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| C'mon Zeb! That's what you tell me and the boys, everytime I have a Royal Flush in hand! |
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