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Old 03-20-2008, 04:43 AM
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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

Wednesday, March 19, 2008


A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:10 AM
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Why would someone get a new anus?
Did the original have a hole in it or something?
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She probably had to deal with so many pains in the ass that it got wore out - just one of those things!! LOL
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I'd probably be just a little pissed off, too. But when you think about it, it IS funny, right?
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"Heard you got a new a$$hole"

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Well why din't I get an invitation to the wedding "

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Old 03-20-2008, 11:36 PM
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"Heard you got a new a$$hole"

"Yep"

Well why din't I get an invitation to the wedding "

Maybe instead of a "complete" a$$hole, he was just a "Him-herroid"?
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Thats it !

Not only she didn't have her-aroids she didn't have him-aroids...There was no problem with her a$$hole. So she had a perfect a$$hole and they removed it...

So did that make her a widow before she got the new a$$hole....
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Nope - all it's gonna make her is rich!!!
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See what happens to the quality of healthcare when you socialize medicine? LOL...just thought I would throw that in the ring...
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