Sex To Cure Cancer

[K C Muffin]

Ooh. You're not a very good chooser. Either I was choosier or dumb.

no responses necessary

[Made in the USA]

Problem was that I taught them how to shoot! Kinda like the US Govt, you know. Teach the "friendlies" then fight against them later!!!

[K C Muffin]

Originally Posted by Made in the USA

Problem was that I taught them how to shoot! Kinda like the US Govt, you know. Teach the "friendlies" then fight against them later!!!

poor dumb b****ard......................

There's still time, though - you'll learn and end up with a keeper yet maybe. Only took me 3 tries and 40some years!

[Made in the USA]

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[Lone Gunman]

Originally Posted by Highwayman

I prefer the plastic bags with the loop handles. You stick her arms through the handles and the bag can’t fall off.

I prefer 2 bags one for her and one for me in case her's falls off.

[Lone Gunman]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

Gunnie, Gunnie, Gunnie. So if she's good lookin' she's prolly gonna have her life saved, but if she's ugly, she dies? Just put a sack over her head and save her life anyway! Or drink a couple 'a' fifths. They all get prettier at closin' time!

Miss Muffin, Miss Muffin, Miss Muffin, I was just curious if she was good lookin why would she have to advertise, so I wondered if she is good lookin or not.

[K C Muffin]

OK, then, since you asked and you were nice about it.........

She probably has no hair (if she's already gone through chemo), she probably has little or no sex drive, so expect to do all the work yourself, and she prolly doesn't drink either, so better drink twice as much. As for the two bags, I'm with ya. The boy scout motto - always be prepared! Good boy!

[Lone Gunman]

She's prolly not my type anyway.

[K C Muffin]

Just what is your type anyway? If I knew, I could make it my life's work to set you up with somebody. Enough distance to keep it challenging, right?

[Lone Gunman]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

Just what is your type anyway? If I knew, I could make it my life's work to set you up with somebody. Enough distance to keep it challenging, right?

Blond hair blue eyes, nice legs, good sence of humor, no super glue or tasers.