Sex To Cure Cancer

[Lone Gunman]

Woman seeks sex to cure cancer

A Russian woman took out a full page advert in a newspaper asking for sex to help cure her cancer.

Divorcee Elisaveta, 30, explained in the ad: "Doctors have discovered two lumps in my breast.

"They have told me the best way to beat cancer and stop the spread is to have sex."

She placed her advertisement in top Russian daily Moscow Komsomolets.

It went on: "The ideal candidate would need to have sex with me every two days for at least a year."

A cancer specialist told the paper: "To avoid this cancer after a certain age, three sex sessions a week are necessary."

[K C Muffin]

Are you kidding? So this lady's "lumps" go away - but what happens if she contracts Aids from one of her volunteers............

Interesting thought, though - sorta like they say healing is faster with laughter. I'd try it, but I prolly wouldn't put an ad in the paper!

[TexKan]

Surprised there are any men left on this board.... figger they would all be on a flight to Russia by now...........hmmmmmm could be why only me and KC are respondin.........LOL

[wordsmythe]

have you ever SEEN a Russain woman who has to ADVERTISE for sex? Not worth the flight.

[Made in the USA]

Sounds like the Doctors other job is as a "pimp" to me!! I think someone needs to check his credentials.

[TexKan]

Well I never thought bout that fellas..............good point. Most Russian women I have seen are very pretty. Guess you are right Wordie........ Maybe MD's have a moonlight job as well mitUSA....... Now I see why the fella didn't waste thier time..............Thanks for the explination......OK On to the next topic LG!!!!!!

[Made in the USA]

Maybe she is jjust looking for nookie, and her Dr. knows nothing about it. Sometimes those girls from the "Russian Wrestling Team", just get a little horny!!

[Lone Gunman]

All I can say is I'm all for saving a girls life. But I would like to know what she looks like, just curious ya know.

[K C Muffin]

Gunnie, Gunnie, Gunnie. So if she's good lookin' she's prolly gonna have her life saved, but if she's ugly, she dies? Just put a sack over her head and save her life anyway! Or drink a couple 'a' fifths. They all get prettier at closin' time!

[Made in the USA]

I heard that she is Captain of the Russian Women's Sumo Team. She also is Captain of the Russian Men's Weightlifting Team!! She has endorsements from Schick and Gillette for the Olympics!!