Stress Relief

[BroncoFan]

Stress Relief

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes,
and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I
said 'How about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called
him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for
having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This
went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more
tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't really care. I
came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets
on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.' I try to
have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me
that it's important to my health

[BlueEyes]