Cheerios is a DRUG!

[Made in the USA]

Gee, does this mean that it doesn't work??

Cheerios warning signals FDA shift | Wichita News - Kansas News | Wichita Eagle

[TexKan]

I know that seems trivial - but there are folks that will eat Cheerios cause it's cheaper than taking their cardiac meds. There are folks that will buy oatmeal thinking that it will take care of their cholesterol instead of the meds they are on.

People are dumb they trust advertising, but in a bad economy with no health options they will do whatever they convince themselves will work. Course there are some that will just do that anyway.

I heard about a sonic flea and tick tag for animals today. They swear it works but then again they also swear that the sonic rodent contraption works too. Like somehow you can plug it into the wall and it goes thru all the wiring in your house to "sonically" rid your house of rodents and bugs. I mean come on - people will buy most advertising.

Health claims are a serious thing and that's what the FDA is for.

[Made in the USA]

I tried one of those "Sonic- Rodent" things in my barn. The rodents ate it!

[Justoo]

Cheerios is a gateway drug to other cereals. It starts out harmlessly enough. Parents will give a handful to wee tots in an effort to quiet them down during a busy part of the day. In a relatively short time they find that the addiction has become stronger. The kids start demanding them earlier in the day, often times as soon as they rise in the mornings. Aware parents are often alarmed and insist that the kids dilute the Cheerios with milk as it is believed to be either an antidote or a buffer. Depends on which myth you choose to believe.
It gets worse. In the preteen years they tend to graduate to the cereal/drugs that are laced with sugar like Sugar Frosted Flakes or Lucky Charms. In extreme cases children have been known to demand designer cereal/drugs like Hannah Montana cereal.
The poor kids are totally unaware of the chain of events that lie before them. One thing leads to another and it all seems so natural to them as they are raised in a culture that accepts these barbaric practices. The truly saddest part is later in life when they graduate to the hardest of cereal/drugs. Products that are loaded in bran or the hardest of cereal/drug products out there. Grapenuts. These seemingly benign products are devastating our population. If you don't believe me, just look at the proof before your very eyes.

[TexKan]

I see a cereal intervention reality show !!!

[Northstar]

Damn, I suppose I won't loose weight by eating Special K either.

[Goober]

Cheerios is a gateway drug to other cereals. It starts out harmlessly enough. Parents will give a handful to wee tots in an effort to quiet them down during a busy part of the day. In a relatively short time they find that the addiction has become stronger. The kids start demanding them earlier in the day, often times as soon as they rise in the mornings. Aware parents are often alarmed and insist that the kids dilute the Cheerios with milk as it is believed to be either an antidote or a buffer. Depends on which myth you choose to believe.
It gets worse. In the preteen years they tend to graduate to the cereal/drugs that are laced with sugar like Sugar Frosted Flakes or Lucky Charms. In extreme cases children have been known to demand designer cereal/drugs like Hannah Montana cereal.
The poor kids are totally unaware of the chain of events that lie before them. One thing leads to another and it all seems so natural to them as they are raised in a culture that accepts these barbaric practices. The truly saddest part is later in life when they graduate to the hardest of cereal/drugs. Products that are loaded in bran or the hardest of cereal/drug products out there. Grapenuts. These seemingly benign products are devastating our population. If you don't believe me, just look at the proof before your very eyes.

LMAO Justoo! I have been too busy being a sarcastic a$$hole the last day or two and didn't stop to enjoy this!