PETA is at it again

[Flying Dutchman]

Picture this.......

A large mouth bass, we will call him Bob, bumps into a couple of his friends in a lake........

Bob: Hey guys!
Tom: Hey Bob. Aint seen ya in awhile, where ya been?
Bob: I was abducted by aliens!
Tom: You are so full of shi........
Bob: No, seriously! I was just swimmin along when all of a sudden I seen this shiny thing buzzin through the water. I swear it looked just like a minnow. So, I bite it and the dambdest thing happened....I feel this pain in my lip and I start getting dragged through the water! I mean, I was fighting and pulling but to no avail. Next thing I know I am being dragged out of the water and this huge creature sticks a soft probing object in my mouth, pulls my jaws apart and lifts me up!
Steve: Noooooooooo wayyyyyyyyyy!
Bob: Way! Look, I even still have a scar in my lip!
Tom: Son of a bitch!
Bob: Yeah! Then, this creature....and I mean to tell you it was HUGE....put me in a small confined area with other fish. We was all bumping into each other and stuff...it was some kind of scary.
Steve: So what finally happened?
Bob: Well, the creature went to put another fish in with us and I jumped out. I landed on this hard shiny surface, I couldn't breath, and just kept flippin and floppin until I finally fell back into the lake. I wound up somewhere I have never been and it took me a few days to get back here.



Think about that next time you doubt someone being abducted by aliens.

Oh, by the way, yeah, PETA can kiss my ass. )