No Warranty Implied

[lurker]

For My Liberal Fiends:


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically non-complicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.


By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.


For My Normal Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
"Champagne for my Real Friends. Real Pain for my Sham Friends."

Another way to look at it:

To all my independent and conservative friends a healthy, joyous and prosperous New Year...

Democrats smile and be happy ... you have brand new year ahead to destroy more of our culture, heritage and language.

[wordsmythe]

Here's to taking care of our fellow humans and taking responsibility for our actions in 2006.

[TexKan]

Happiness is a stopping place between "too much" and "too little" - May you not get "too much of either end" but hang out in the "middle" for the year 2006!!

[Army_of_One]

Amen Lurker...AMEN....

[K C Muffin]

[Army_of_One]

Originally Posted by TexKan

Happiness is a stopping place between "too much" and "too little" - May you not get "too much of either end" but hang out in the "middle" for the year 2006!!

If I "hang out in the middle" much more I'm going to have to get bigger britches.....

[Made in the USA]

[lurker]

[K C Muffin]

SWEET !!!

[Highwayman]

Good doG!